Thursday, November 26, 2009

Drinking Water With Your Butt?

When I was in high school, I played football. And every so often my head coach - Warren Walters - would yell across the field at me and proclaim for all the world to hear, "Bradley, you make my butt want a drink of water!!"

To this day I don't know what that means. Seriously, who's butt ever needs a drink of water? And why would someone yell it across the field?

One day I asked Coach Walters what it meant and he told me I would understand whenever I grew up....well - I'm 43 years old and still don't get it. Perhaps that is an indication that I haven't grown up yet. I'm okay with that especially since growing up brings with it knowledge of butts drinking water.

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