Drinking Water With Your Butt?

When I was in high school, I played football. And every so often my head coach - Warren Walters - would yell across the field at me and proclaim for all the world to hear, "Bradley, you make my butt want a drink of water!!"

To this day I don't know what that means. Seriously, who's butt ever needs a drink of water? And why would someone yell it across the field?

One day I asked Coach Walters what it meant and he told me I would understand whenever I grew up....well - I'm 43 years old and still don't get it. Perhaps that is an indication that I haven't grown up yet. I'm okay with that especially since growing up brings with it knowledge of butts drinking water.

Taylor Swift for Thanksgiving

She stopped by for dinner. Nice kid. Loads of money. Doesn't eat enough. She's too skinny and needs to pile on the gravy....